44 Men and Women . . . and a Baby

In the 1987 movie, “Three Men and a Baby,” three carefree bachelors who find a baby on their doorstep don’t hesitate to give that baby the care it needs to thrive. But today, what happens when 44 men and women are asked to declare that a newborn baby—found not on a doorstep, but delivered “accidentally” […]

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Exclusive: Fusion GPS Demands to be Paid

This letter from Fusion GPS accounts receivable to Perkins Coie, the law firm that helped facilitate opposition research for Hillary Clinton’s 2016 presidential campaign, found its way to American Greatness via a mysterious courier and may or may not be on the level. Let’s call it “fake but accurate.” To: Mark Elias, Perkins Coie From: […]

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The Jonah Goldberg Variations

Jonah Goldberg, National Review’s encephalitic version of Mark Steyn, plans to launch a media company. Written in Graffiti, the digital shorthand for the Palm Pilot, Goldberg said the company would be a conservative alternative for bankruptcy lawyers in search of future assets to liquidate. According to Goldberg: “It’s time I run my own shop with […]

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Power from Nothing, Checks for Free

With utmost apologies to Dire Straits . . . (Thin falsetto) I want my AOC (Smattering of drums) (Enter Mark Knopfler’s guitar on fire) Look at them moo-cows gassing off their methane That’s going to change now with AOC She’s got a plan, too good to spell out fully That plan is known as GND […]

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Baby It’s Woke Outside

I wish I could say (Don’t say it, it’s woke outside) Those statues should stay (Don’t say it, it’s woke outside) I really adore (There’s trouble in store) Robert E. Lee (You’ll never say that on TV!) I probably should just keep quiet (Beautiful, you should try it) ANTIFA will be pounding my door (It […]

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Welcome Back to the Big Bully Boy Scout Show

Like a long-running entertainment, the Boy Scout Show, starring the lugubrious Robert Mueller as the big bully himself, is back. Off the air for some months as the people who brought you “Senator Spartacus Battles Brett Kavanaugh” and “Midterm Mayhem,” along with a special workshop on “How Democrats Can Manufacture Ballots at the Last Moment […]

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‘The Summer of ’82’: High Stakes Drama for the Masses

The Summer of ’82,” (DNC Productions). Executive producer Dianne Feinstein; Starring Christine Blasey Ford and Brett Kavanaugh; co-starring the Senate Judiciary Committee. Limited release beginning September 27. Word has it this production had been in the works only since mid-summer, and in late September producers opted to greenlight the project. That was a risky move, […]

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The Devil Went Down to the Senate Judiciary Committee

Sung to the tune of “The Devil Went Down to Georgia.”) *** The Devil wrote a note to Feinstein, he was lookin’ to have some fun… “Heard you’re in a bind, gettin’ way behind, and I remembered I owe you one… “So here’s an old somethin’, which didn’t happen and nobody saw— “You can bet […]

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Christine Blasey Ford Calls 911

At a police station in Maryland, a phone rings and a female officer answers. 911: Hello, 911. What is your emergency? Ford: Hello, police? Someone just tried to rape me. 911: Tried to rape you? Ford: Yes. Tried to rape me. 911:  What’s your name? Ford: Christine. 911:  What happened? Ford: Well, the guy was […]

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