All the President’s Men II: Dirty Tricks with a Vengeance

When the Nunes memo finally became public, the media immediately went to work to say it was “nothing.” Really? Replace the names “Comey,” “Strzok” and “McCabe” with “Haldeman,” “Ehrlichman” and “Mitchell” and reread it, please. It’s a lot like Watergate, if the original break was not the work of G. Gordon Liddy and his candle-impervious […]

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What If the Media Covered Sports Like They Cover Trump?

I don’t know one poll that suggested New England was going to have this kind of night,” said CNN’s Jake Tapper. “Nobody predicted this,” said Chris Matthews on MSNBC. Nobody did. Because the New England Patriots didn’t have a chance. The Jacksonville Jaguars had the experience and the elite personnel to carry them to victory. […]

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Pelosi Reacts to the Republican Tax Cut

In those ubiquitous YouTube videos riffing on that famous scene from “Downfall,” Hitler flies off the handle when he learns that all is lost and there has been something of a cottage industry of adapting that scene to the every perceived political “downfall.” I happened to obtain a transcript of another delusional leader, Nancy Pelosi, […]

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Pod Person: Invading a Theater Near You

As I think the “film critic” John Podhoretz would agree, a high-end Sunday brunch buffet can try even the most disciplined soul. Between the automatic donut maker, which looks like a stainless steel version of a first-generation laser printer, what with its price and size, in addition to its motors, mixers and tracks, yielding trays […]

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The Ballad of Sir Ben

To Berkeley rode Shapiro, Bold knight with banners gay. (’Twas neither crusade nor jihad— He rolleth not that way.) Quite modest his agenda, Quite mild and orthodox— Yet what a fuss ensued then! ’Twas Indeed a paradox. SJWs accused him Of most foul blasphemy. Inquired goodman Shapiro: “Is my speech, forsooth, not free?” These bold […]

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On Harvey’s Heels

Do you recall the previous FLOTUS? Whene’er her biceps she showed us, How the media gushed and cooed – Worshipful, their attitude. Dutifully each courtier, Praised each outfit she might wear And, perhaps, that helped her be (At last!) proud of her country. Now a FLOTUS sports some heels… And the reaction reveals Something which […]

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Revving Up the General Lee

There once was an Asian named “Lee,” Whose boss said, “Stand down, Bob. You see, “If you announce that game, “Just the sound of your name “Might bring back the Confederacy!” Regarding him quizzically, Bob replied, “I must say, I don’t see “How the South’s the Far East – “But it WAS nice, at least, […]

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Antisocial Justice: A Poem

All rise!” intoned the bailiff, And then everybody rose. My lawyer took a deep breath And then muttered, “Well, here goes . . .” Her lack of optimism Was quite warranted, I guess, For the evidence was clear And I had flagrantly transgressed. Weeks ago, I had admitted (And it started quite a fuss) I […]

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Leaked DNC Memo: Russia Influenced Georgia Election

Editor’s Note:  American Greatness, through an anonymous and unnamed source, has obtained this previously unpublished DNC press release explaining the outcome of the special election in Georgia.   For Immediate Release From the Democratic National Committee (DNC)  Seventeen U.S. intelligence agencies have confirmed that election machines in Georgia’s 6th congressional district were hacked by unnamed agents […]

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A Modest Proposal for Effective Swamp Draining

It could be exciting to see a court as heedless as the travel ban courts step up to the plate and “convict” President Trump for violating the emoluments clause. It would be fundamentally unjust and on its face a travesty. Yet it is tantalizing to contemplate the ripple effect such a ruling could have. Remember […]

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